VERY HELPFUL AND TIMELY ADVICE! Absolutely truthful and appropriate.

I don’t understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV
or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to
the list of warnings of possible side effects.   Suppose the NHS expanded their domain and got to regulate the wine business. Here’s a possible outcome of that control.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy, shyness, stress, wish you were assertive?   If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.** See below **

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regime of regular doses, you’ll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past.. You will discover talents you never knew you had.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, a desire to sing Karaoke and play poker.

Warnings: The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not, it may cause you to tell your friends
over and over that you love them, and to think you can sing..

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information!


*Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, or Rum may be substituted for
Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results!